Download E-books You're Not Doing It Right: Tales of Marriage, Sex, Death, and Other Humiliations PDF

By Michael Ian Black

From the comic who introduced you Stella and The State, Michael Ian Black promises a suite of irreverent essays that say the types of items you’re afraid to confess. right here he's: bare, uncovered, a bit cold, and understandably shriveled.

FINALLY, Michael Ian Black—suburban husband, father, and extremely well-known comedian—ponders the query such a lot of people ask ourselves: How did I prove right here? With deadpan wit and unforeseen candor, Michael promises a darkly funny-because-it’s-true tackle his adolescence, marriage, teenagers, and profession.

Show description

Read More

Download E-books You Want WHAT??? Concierge Tales from the Men and Women who Make Las Vegas Dreams Come True PDF

By Mariann Mohos

'You wish WHAT???' is a narrative assortment that takes you inside of Las Vegas and exhibits you what site visitors from worldwide are rather trying to find during this 24 hour urban. This ebook could have you guffawing hysterically as you get inside of awkward events or listen embarrassing questions that visitors have requested concierges... ...and the subsequent moment, you may be tearing up at a very emotional second a concierge skilled.

What occurs in Vegas does not constantly remain in Vegas. Dozens of the best Las Vegas concierges have been interviewed to create this e-book, and gave their most powerful thoughts approximately being a concierge...from hilarious requests to touching moments.

Note from writer: "As a Las Vegas concierge, analyzing those tales makes me smile, giggle, and infrequently cry. I completely loved the method of gathering them, and that i desire you like studying them. this is often the ideal present for family and friends who love Vegas, or for somebody contemplating traveling there. Order this present day and take a trip in the course of the concierge's lifestyles in Vegas!"

Show description

Read More

Download E-books The Far Corners, Anthology 1 PDF

By Frank Tuttle

Six stories of magic, mirth, secret, and monsters, jointly for the 1st time!

In this anthology you get:

"Keeping the Peace" -- The Troll warfare is over, store for a lone sorceress and the renegade normal she's spent years monitoring down. however the normal holds a secret...

"The Harper at Sea" -- Jere the Harper, afloat on a raft, in the course of the nice White Sea. His in basic terms wish is rescue -- yet will the merfolk be his undoing?

"Waking the Master" -- The previous wizard's home is shrewdpermanent, hard-working, and desirous to please. So whilst the grasp oversleeps, the home comes to a decision to take charge.

"The fact approximately Arphon and the Apple Farmer's Daughter" -- Jere the Harper once more unearths himself within the improper position on the improper time. Can he sing his approach out of difficulty, or has the harper sung his last?

"One Such Shore" -- Silicy takes to the ocean to pursue her desires. however the Sea is a deadly position, and the storms Silicy faces may perhaps strength her to hunt a brand new shore.

"Tinker Bell, Cannon Dale, and the All Wheeling Nick of Time"-- Elves. Bicycles. Shotguns. Whiskey. simply one other day for Tir Na Nog's top-rated bicycle repairman -- yet an evening is falling that might swap him ceaselessly.

Show description

Read More

Download E-books Ice Cream & Sadness: More Comics from Cyanide & Happiness PDF

By Kris Wilson

The second one assortment from Cyanide & Happiness creators Kris Wilson, Matt Melvin, Rob DenBleyker, and Dave McElfatrick good points extra never-before-seen comics, extra cartoons behaving badly and extra of the insulting humor that enthusiasts were awaiting! rating one of the web’s smartest and crudest cartoons, like Achewood, Penny Arcade, and The Perry Bible Fellowship, Explosm.net’s hugely well known webcomic could make the solid of South Park blush. Readers, prepare for a laugh-out-loud voyage to the world of the absurd.

Show description

Read More

Download E-books Bloodsucking Fiends: A Love Story PDF

By Christopher Moore

Jody by no means requested to turn into a vampire. but if she wakes up less than an alley Dumpster with a badly burned arm, an aching again, superhuman energy, and a pretty Nosferatuan thirst, she realizes the choice has been made for her.

Making the transition from the nine-to-five grind to an eternity of nocturnal prowlings goes to take a few doing, despite the fact that, and that is the place C. Thomas Flood suits in. A would-be Kerouac from Incontinence, Indiana, Tommy (to his pals) is biding his time night-clerking and frozen-turkey bowling in a San Francisco Safeway. yet all that adjustments while a gorgeous undead redhead walks in the course of the door...and proceeds to rock Tommy's existence -- and afterlife -- in methods he by no means notion attainable.

Show description

Read More

Download E-books Can Holding in a Fart Kill You?: Over 150 Curious Questions and Intriguing Answers PDF

MORE THAN 2 hundred enjoyable FACTS—FROM BAFFLING and weird TO interesting AND ENLIGHTENING
This curious, attractive selection of minutiae will shock and intrigue readers with remarkable solutions to questions like:
•Is Jurassic Park possible?
•What reasons “the shakes” after ingesting loads of alcohol?
•Why do canines stroll in circles prior to mendacity down?
•What makes popcorn pop?

The follow-up to the bestselling What Did We Use sooner than bathroom Paper?, Can preserving in a Fart Kill You? has much more enjoyable and interesting trivialities. ideal for the ever-curious trivialities lover, this booklet is the last word in really awesome details. From foolish to critical to outright weird and wonderful, this expansive assortment bargains awesome solutions and unforeseen proof on every little thing from background and technological know-how to popular culture and nature. From the typical to the fantastical—it's all here.

Show description

Read More

Download E-books The Last Straw (Diary of a Wimpy Kid, Book 3) PDF

By Jeff Kinney

"The final Straw" is the rib-tickling, belly-aching and laugh-out-loud 3rd identify within the bestselling and award-winning "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" sequence via Jeff Kinney. ideal for either girls and boys of 8+, reluctant readers and the entire hundreds of thousands of dedicated Wimpy child fanatics available in the market. "The final Straw" used to be additionally mixed with "Dog Days", the fourth ebook within the sequence, to turn into the foremost motion picture hit on the box-office "Diary of a Wimpy child: puppy Days". The 3rd hilarious booklet within the bestselling phenomenon that's the "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" sequence. you know the way you're speculated to get a hold of a listing of "resolutions" at the start of the 12 months to attempt to make your self a greater individual? good, the matter is, it's tough for me to consider how one can increase myself, simply because I'm pretty well the best humans i do know. yet Greg's dad has different principles. He wishes Greg to alter his wimpy methods, reinforce up and enlist in different 'manly' endeavours. And while he threatens to ship Greg to army academy, Greg realizes he has to form up...or get shipped out. compliment for Jeff Kinney and the "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" sequence: "The global has long gone loopy for Jeff Kinney's "Diary of a Wimpy Kid" series". ("Sun"). "Kinney is true up there with J ok Rowling as one of many bestselling children's authors at the planet". ("Independent"). "Hilarious!". ("Sunday Telegraph"). "The so much hotly expected children's ebook of the 12 months is the following - "Diary of a Wimpy Kid". ("The monstrous Issue"). in addition to being a world bestselling writer, Jeff Kinney can also be a web developer and dressmaker. he's the writer of the children's digital global, poptropica the place you can even locate the Wimpy child boardwalk. He was once named one in all "Time" magazine's a hundred so much Influential humans in 2009. He lives along with his relations in Massachusetts, united states.

Show description

Read More

Download E-books L'Hiverrier (Les annales du Dique-monde, Tome 35) PDF

By Terry Pratchett

L’esprit de l’hiver s’est épris de Tiphaine Patraque. Il lui offre des icebergs, se déclare par des avalanches et los angeles couvre de flocons – témoignages d’amour un peu rudes pour une apprentie sorcière de treize ans, mais qui ne manquent pas de… fraîcheur.
« Miyards ! »
Ah! oui, et revoici les Nac mac Feegle, les ch’tits hommes libres, venus donner un coup de major, que ça lui plaise ou non. automobile si Tiphaine ne fait pas entendre raison à son soupirant, il n’y air of mystery plus jamais de printemps.

Show description

Read More

Download E-books Doppler PDF

By Erlend Loe

Doppler loses his father, leaves his kinfolk and comes to a decision to maneuver into the woods. while he kills a she-elk for meat, he is followed via her calf with whom he steadily turns into neighbors. He names the little elk Bongo. this can be a captivating, absurd and subversive novel with critical undertones and feedback of our sleek shopper society.

Show description

Read More